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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,278thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,613thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,388th
The Dominion of
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NEMO • ME • IMPVNE • LACESSIT
Influence
Truckler
Vice Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Kingdom of Saint Paul

Population635 million

CapitalSaint Paul City

Currencypound Pauline
Animalcougar

The Dominion of Kingdom of Saint Paul is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 635 million Paulines are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Paul City. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pauline economy, worth 70.0 trillion pound Paulines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,178 pound Paulines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The well-to-do in Africa are never on time for important appointments, Kingdom of Saint Paul's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Pauline democracy, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Saint Paul's national animal is the cougar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingdom of Saint Paul is ranked 63,627th in the world and 57th in Africa for Most Beautiful Environments, with 649.48 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,278thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,613thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,388thMost Devout: 13,825thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,344thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,866thMost Influential: 16,367thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,380thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,304th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Saint Paul, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Saint Paul, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Pauline democracy.
  • : Kingdom of Saint Paul lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Saint Paul, Kingdom of Saint Paul's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Saint Paul, the well-to-do in Africa are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Saint Paul, the entire entry for Kingdom of Saint Paul in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Saint Paul, all work and no play makes parties very dull.
  • : Kingdom of Saint Paul lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Saint Paul, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Saint Paul, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Kingdom of Saint Paul flights to avoid the pay lavatories.

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