The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of Cambria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Louise II with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.298 billion Cambrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staghaven. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The all-consuming Kingdom of Cambrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,581 trillion Bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,557 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Cambrian can expect a strongly worded letter, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Cambria's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kingdom of Cambria is ranked 1,378^th in the world and 1^st in Philosophers for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,263.93 pounds of wildlife per square mile.