The Jingoistic States of Kilroy is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.153 billion Kilroyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of European Theater. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.
The all-consuming Kilroyian economy, worth 263 trillion national animals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 83,698 national animals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
The newest shade developed by Kilroy's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilroy's national animal is the currency, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Kilroy is ranked 172,838th in the world and 6th in Iris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 983.59 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kilroy, female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs.
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Kilroy, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them.
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Kilroy, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in
Kilroy, the newest shade developed by Kilroy's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
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Kilroy, some magnifier-wielding Kilroyians say Leader seems a little lacking in something.
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Kilroy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Kilroy, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
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Kilroy, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
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Kilroy, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
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Kilroy, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.