The United Islands of Kilihuou is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Keoni with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.087 billion Kilihuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokora. The average income tax rate is 56.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilihuouan economy, worth 338 trillion Koas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 109,754 Koas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, baiting is a national sport, and the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kilihuou's national animal is the Emerald Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kilihuou is ranked 268,598^th in the world and 4,257^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -154.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.