The Dictatorship of Kiikkulandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Janis Petke with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.657 billion Kiikkulandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbutt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiikkulandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,902 trillion €s a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 277,653 €s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 809,956 per year while the poor average 75,207, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kiikkulandia's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kiikkulandia is ranked 7,633^rd in the world and 25^th in Europe for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 10,854.24 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.