The Protectorate of Kievan Komondo is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 889 million Kievan Komondoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kievan Komondoan economy, worth 95.2 trillion Komondoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 107,087 Komondoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kievan Komondo's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kievan Komondo is ranked 204,609^th in the world and 8,611^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.9 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.