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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,628thMost Armed: 4,080thMost Patriotic: 5,534th
The Holy Kibble Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A Kibbles done good if a Kibble did it
Kibb
Influence
Hermit
Governor / Holy Supreme Kibble Eater
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kibbleberg

Population6.397 billion

CapitalKibblebergia
LeaderKibb
FaithKibbleism

CurrencyKibble
AnimalKibble

The Holy Kibble Empire of Kibbleberg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kibb with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.397 billion Kibblebergians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibblebergia. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kibblebergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,184 trillion Kibbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,087 Kibbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The New Kibblebergian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kibbleberg's national animal is the Kibble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kibbleism.

Kibbleberg is ranked 251,942nd in the world and 1st in The Kibble Kingdom for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,210.54 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,628thMost Armed: 4,080thMost Patriotic: 5,534thLowest Crime Rates: 6,973rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,619thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,781stLargest Governments: 7,984thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,813thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,057thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,663rdMost Developed: 10,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,017thMost Authoritarian: 12,340thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,212thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,294thHighest Average Incomes: 14,102ndMost Conservative: 14,231stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,424thTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,966thSmartest Citizens: 18,046thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,324thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,717thMost Devout: 22,260thMost Cultured: 22,265thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,691stLargest Black Market: 23,611thMost Efficient Economies: 24,045thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,053rdLargest Welfare Programs: 25,817thLargest Mining Sector: 27,384thHighest Economic Output: 28,275thHealthiest Citizens: 29,479thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,701st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, the New Kibblebergian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
  • : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
  • : Kibbleberg was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.

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