Population | 6.397 billion |
Capital | Kibblebergia |
Leader | Kibb |
Faith | Kibbleism |
Currency | Kibble |
Animal | Kibble |
The Holy Kibble Empire of Kibbleberg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kibb with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.397 billion Kibblebergians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibblebergia. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kibblebergian economy, worth a remarkable 1,184 trillion Kibbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,087 Kibbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The New Kibblebergian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kibbleberg's national animal is the Kibble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kibbleism.
Kibbleberg is ranked 251,942nd in the world and 1st in The Kibble Kingdom for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,210.54 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
- : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, the New Kibblebergian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
- : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
- : Kibbleberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
- : Kibbleberg was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Kibbleberg, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.