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Most Scientifically Advanced: 582ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 589thHighest Poor Incomes: 811th
The ✵ Dɪᴠɪɴᴇ Sᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴀᴄʏ ✵ of
Psychotic Dictatorship
i hate togo
Emperor Evehxhas
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Khoronzon

Population3.406 billion

CapitalVohzhrost
LeaderEmperor Evehxhas
FaithAntiphylaxism

Currencysocial credit point
Animalwestoid

The ✵ Dɪᴠɪɴᴇ Sᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴀᴄʏ ✵ of Khoronzon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Evehxhas with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.406 billion Khoronzonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vohzhrost. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Khoronzonite economy, worth 968 trillion social credit points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 284,300 social credit points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, wishing you had children is considered a sign of child abuse, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoronzon's national animal is the westoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Antiphylaxism.

Khoronzon is ranked 2,646th in the world and 4th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,898.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 582ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 589thHighest Poor Incomes: 811thLargest Agricultural Sector: 826thLowest Crime Rates: 902ndLargest Governments: 954thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,013thMost Efficient Economies: 1,046thSmartest Citizens: 1,194thHealthiest Citizens: 1,248thMost Armed: 1,270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,596thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,668thMost Devout: 1,683rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,738thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,995thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,421stHighest Average Incomes: 2,451stMost Authoritarian: 2,475thMost Cultured: 2,583rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,646thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,471stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,780thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,828thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,202ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,498thSafest: 5,110thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,056thMost Conservative: 8,757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,913thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,862ndTop
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Most Developed: 13,113thMost Extreme: 15,654thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,639thHighest Economic Output: 18,779thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,662ndMost Income Equality: 20,546th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, wishing you had children is considered a sign of child abuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, Khoronzon has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, Emperor Evehxhas will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.

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