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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 777thMost Influential: 1,230thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,930th
The Commonwealth of
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Keurig Machines

Population1.474 billion

LeaderRobert Gamgort

Animalcoffee maker

The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.474 billion Keurigians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 165 trillion K-Cups a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,338 K-Cups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment isn't dead, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keurig Machines is ranked 173,401st in the world and 7,103rd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 777thMost Influential: 1,230thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,930thNicest Citizens: 5,221stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,308thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,701stBest Weather: 5,992ndMost Inclusive: 6,489thMost Pacifist: 7,338thSafest: 8,606thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,921stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,161stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,922ndMost Developed: 10,618thHealthiest Citizens: 10,765thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,815thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,915thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,288thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,631stSmartest Citizens: 12,773rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,722ndMost Secular: 16,817thMost Cultured: 18,983rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,056thMost Efficient Economies: 19,260thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,523rdLargest Governments: 21,746thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,971stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,621st
Least Corrupt Governments: 225th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 281st in the regionNicest Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 308th in the regionBest Weather: 364th in the regionMost Inclusive: 399th in the regionMost Pacifist: 430th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 487th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 488th in the regionSafest: 498th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 523rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 540th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 543rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 576th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 610th in the regionMost Developed: 636th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 639th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 651st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 686th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 711th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 730th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 745th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 755th in the regionMost Secular: 857th in the regionMost Cultured: 955th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 956th in the region

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