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Most Secular: 2,160thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,389thHealthiest Citizens: 3,899th
The United Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
True Neutrality
Queen Stephanie
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population2.543 billion

CapitalCity of Keswickholt
LeaderQueen Stephanie


The United Kingdom of Keswickholt is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Stephanie with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.543 billion Keswickholtians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Keswickholt. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Keswickholtian economy, worth 370 trillion Tokens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,753 Tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

There is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keswickholt's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Deism.

Keswickholt is ranked 124,928th in the world and 842nd in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.06 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Secular: 2,160thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,389thHealthiest Citizens: 3,899thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,418thMost Influential: 4,901stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,103rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,200thSafest: 5,254thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,696thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,988thNicest Citizens: 6,854thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,093rdMost Cultured: 7,156thBest Weather: 7,213thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,374thMost Developed: 7,389thMost Pacifist: 8,936thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,645thSmartest Citizens: 10,322ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,137thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,229thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,525thMost Inclusive: 14,331stHighest Average Incomes: 14,751stMost Efficient Economies: 15,022ndLargest Governments: 15,065thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,392ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,008thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,179thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,232ndLargest Publishing Industry: 22,600th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 48th in the regionMost Average: 61st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 85th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionSafest: 104th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 129th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionMost Developed: 140th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144th in the regionNicest Citizens: 148th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 148th in the region

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