by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,822nd Most Influential: 4,826th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,462nd
The Neko Markswomen of
Left-wing Utopia
Time to THONK even harder
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population561 million

CapitalCitaiti Dei Kerlodia

CurrencyBautista Sovereign Killi

The Neko Markswomen of Kerlodia is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 561 million Kerlodi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citaiti Dei Kerlodia. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kerlodi economy, worth 40.3 trillion Bautista Sovereign Killis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,869 Bautista Sovereign Killis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerlodia's national animal is the Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kerlodia is ranked 27,638th in the world and 798th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,822ndMost Influential: 4,826thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,103rdNicest Citizens: 10,308thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,450thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,841stMost Income Equality: 11,217thMost Inclusive: 11,649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,235thHighest Drug Use: 12,743rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,747thBest Weather: 13,437thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,917thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,289thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,793rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,080th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 151st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 199th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 275th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 279th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 322nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 325th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 358th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 370th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 385th in the regionMost Influential: 404th in the regionBest Weather: 420th in the regionMost Inclusive: 425th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 442nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 444th in the regionMost Income Equality: 483rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 521st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 527th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 532nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 539th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 542nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 546th in the regionNudest: 588th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 594th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 599th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 609th in the regionMost Politically Free: 632nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 643rd in the region

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