The Federation of Kerbinzia is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 155 million Kerbinzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kerbinzian economy, worth 8.79 trillion funds a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,696 funds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerbinzia's national animal is the pidgeon.

Kerbinzia is ranked 147,915^th in the world and 187^th in Sophia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,245.67 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.