The Kingdom of Kenner Run is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Amadea IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 10.268 billion Kenner Runians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Runai. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kenner Runian economy, worth a remarkable 1,486 trillion Roches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,817 Roches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kenner Run's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kenner Run is ranked 34,558^th in the world and 11^th in United Nations UN for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.18 law-abiding acts per hour.