by Max Barry

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Kenmoria was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 332
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,516thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,672ndFattest Citizens: 5,802nd
The Democratic Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
For the good of the kingdom, and the people within.
PM Marco Woodson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.771 billion

LeaderPM Marco Woodson


The Democratic Kingdom of Kenmoria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by PM Marco Woodson with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.771 billion Kenmorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensun. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The powerhouse Kenmorian economy, worth 759 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,749 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the nation's favourite colour is gold (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs), and pizzerias often get delivery orders for Saturn and alien first-born are considered a delicacy (Kenmoria has found 3 easter eggs). Crime is well under control. Kenmoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kenmoria is ranked 53,768th in the world and 481st in Europe for Most Pacifist, with 95.39 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,516thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,672ndFattest Citizens: 5,802ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,530thLargest Retail Industry: 7,008thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,076thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,187thMost Influential: 13,969thMost Stationary: 14,009thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,263rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,125th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 61st in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 79th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 84th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 97th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 105th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 107th in the regionMost Avoided: 115th in the region

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