Population | 8.514 billion |
Capital | Rome |
Leader | Grand Duke |
Faith | Cult of Kek |
Currency | Kekistan dollar |
Animal | Frog |
The Republic of Kekistani Order of Incels is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Duke with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.514 billion kekistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient kekistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,012 trillion Kekistan dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,341 Kekistan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kekistani Order of Incels's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Kek.
Kekistani Order of Incels is ranked 27,006th in the world and 1st in Second Kekistani Republic for Most Stationary, with 1,434.3109917626 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kekistani Order of Incels voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Kekistani Order of Incels, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in Kekistani Order of Incels, the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder.
- : Following new legislation in Kekistani Order of Incels, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Following new legislation in Kekistani Order of Incels, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Kekistani Order of Incels, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Kekistani Order of Incels, there's a hole in the heart of every kekistani city.
- : Following new legislation in Kekistani Order of Incels, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
- : Following new legislation in Kekistani Order of Incels, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
- : Following new legislation in Kekistani Order of Incels, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.