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Largest Information Technology Sector: 362ndHighest Poor Incomes: 376thMost Secular: 691st
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Kazuhiraland

Population7.24 billion

CapitalCondoria
LeaderPresident Condor
FaithAtheism

CurrencyGold Piece
AnimalCyberwolf

The Dictators' Presidency of Kazuhiraland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Condor with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.24 billion Kazuhiralandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Condoria. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazuhiralandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,724 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 376,268 Gold Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, contestants on Kazuhiraland's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazuhiraland's national animal is the Cyberwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kazuhiraland is ranked 1,563rd in the world and 1st in Inner Heaven for Most Armed, with 17.02 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 362ndHighest Poor Incomes: 376thMost Secular: 691stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 698thLargest Black Market: 709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 892ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 927thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 988thHighest Average Incomes: 988thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,065thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,115thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,234thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,447thMost Armed: 1,563rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,995thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,157thLowest Crime Rates: 2,176thMost Efficient Economies: 2,268thFattest Citizens: 2,285thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,920thLargest Governments: 3,046thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,433rdMost Developed: 4,359thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,522ndSmartest Citizens: 5,053rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,437thHighest Economic Output: 5,550thRudest Citizens: 6,774thLargest Retail Industry: 6,878thMost Avoided: 7,108thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,998thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,946thTop
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Most Stationary: 16,859thMost Influential: 19,203rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,584th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kazuhiraland, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazuhiraland, contestants on Kazuhiraland's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazuhiraland, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazuhiraland, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazuhiraland, Kazuhiralandians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazuhiraland, every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazuhiraland, they say that President Condor's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazuhiraland, diplomatic cables about President Condor have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : Kazuhiraland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazuhiraland, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.

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