The Dictators' Presidency of Kazuhiraland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Condor with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.24 billion Kazuhiralandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Condoria. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazuhiralandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,724 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 376,268 Gold Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, contestants on Kazuhiraland's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazuhiraland's national animal is the Cyberwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kazuhiraland is ranked 1,563^rd in the world and 1^st in Inner Heaven for Most Armed, with 17.02 Weapons Per Person.