by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 106thMost Influential: 273rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,990th
The Republic of
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Kazoo Basin

Population1.232 billion



The Republic of Kazoo Basin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by BKP with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.232 billion Kazoo Basinians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PALLET TOWN. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kazoo Basinian economy, worth 159 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,614 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, the fate of the world literally rests on BKP's fingers, and BKP's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazoo Basin's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is HINDUISM.

Kazoo Basin is ranked 243,036th in the world and 9,279th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 14.22 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 106thMost Influential: 273rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,990thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,261stMost Devout: 5,395thHealthiest Citizens: 5,845thBest Weather: 6,785thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,194thSafest: 7,339thLowest Crime Rates: 9,369thMost Developed: 10,808thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,475thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,862ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,488thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,856thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,327thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,045thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,411thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,503rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,534thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,680thSmartest Citizens: 15,986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,568thLargest Governments: 16,685thNicest Citizens: 16,791stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,469thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,591stMost Beautiful Environments: 19,029thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,796thHighest Average Incomes: 19,911thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,672ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,319th
Most Influential: 85th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionMost Devout: 229th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 238th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 286th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 349th in the regionBest Weather: 399th in the regionSafest: 425th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 436th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 479th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 612th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 620th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 638th in the regionMost Developed: 652nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 666th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 752nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 767th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 812th in the regionMost Politically Free: 814th in the regionLargest Governments: 844th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 855th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 858th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 878th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 916th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 930th in the regionNicest Citizens: 938th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kazoo Basin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, BKP's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, the fate of the world literally rests on BKP's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kazoo Basin, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Kazoo Basin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kazoo Basin was endorsed by The Transit Boastmaster-General of Them Chic.


World Assembly

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Guilleana, United Lokkia, Dangine, Figyjharli, The Endless Eventide, Simone Republic, Picairn, Jinju-Do, The Austro Germanic Union, Walter Jackson, WeKnow, Imperial American Patriots, Clan Spaniel, TJUN-ia, Rainengrad, The Sansvich, Cartures, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Azzarel, Porotia, Samfoychi, Daerlan, Karakalpak Republic, Urthland, Selfgradatude, Chukstik Illahi, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Itallitopia, Pleroma Sans Romans, DIMAnism, Kureizen, Manticore utopia, Yukti, Votak Matim, Western Vapia, Colonies of Free Temeria, Old Emporia, Dakota Territories, Confederacy of North America, Vesuva, Partax, Neo Cheese Empire, Ver Testua, Amblegreserland, Liminyj, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Eywaan, Nodnarb, Rumagna, Frieszia, R libanon, Innocentic, Holy Oranz, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, The Windmilluminati, Drentusa, The Bureaucratic Territories, Yemet, Zemper Macro, Fran Advar, Fascist Democracy, Northwest Zedonia, Zaeli, SORT, Bend Mai, North Unity, The English Alliance, 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