The Kingdom of Kazidra is a massive, genial nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.58 billion Kazidrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kazidran economy, worth 229 trillion Coins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,190 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazidra's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kazidra is ranked 107,472^nd in the world and 8^th in The Imperial Union of Order States for Largest Governments, scoring 16.03 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.