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The Holy Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Hard work, little to eat, that makes the sun rise again
Influence
Apprentice
World Assembly Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kay Pacha

Population242 million

Currencystatutory corvée
Animalllama

The Holy Empire of Kay Pacha is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 242 million Rūnakūna are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Rūnamanta economy, worth 13.4 trillion statutory corvées a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,472 statutory corvées, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, golden statues of llamas line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kay Pacha's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kay Pacha is ranked 58,574th in the world and 58th in Ridgefield for Most Beautiful Environments, with 661.59 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,766thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,368thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,080thMost Authoritarian: 13,883rdTop
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Most Influential: 17,224thMost Devout: 17,310thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,491stMost Corrupt Governments: 26,579thMost Cultured: 28,695th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, golden statues of llamas line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
  • : Kay Pacha endorsed The Community of Rouge Optimists of the outer Rim.
  • : Kay Pacha was endorsed by The Community of Rouge Optimists of the outer Rim.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Kay Pacha, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Kay Pacha was endorsed by The Republic of Nezali.

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