Population | 23.395 billion |
Capital | Waysir |
Leader | The Web of Chiefs |
Currency | Kastel |
Animal | Owl |
The Confederacy of Kawastyselir is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Web of Chiefs with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.395 billion Kawas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waysir. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but sluggish Kawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion Kastels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 67,283 Kastels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Web of Chiefs's bedroom, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawastyselir's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Kawastyselir is ranked 594th in the world and 19th in Forest for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,969.02 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kawastyselir endorsed The Workers-Ecological State of Psuke.
- : Kawastyselir was endorsed by The Workers-Ecological State of Psuke.
- : Kawastyselir lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Kawastyselir lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Kawastyselir endorsed The Green Otters' State of Garbelia.
- : Kawastyselir was endorsed by The Green Otters' State of Garbelia.
- : Kawastyselir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Kawastyselir was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Eco-Republic of Mozworld, curing 396 million infected.
- : Kawastyselir was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Eco-Republic of Mozworld, curing 564 million infected.
- : Kawastyselir was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Festive Northern Haven of Anxious and Kevin, curing 90 million infected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 42 » Ransium, Eryndlynd, Candlewhisper Archive, Chilledsville, Canaltia, Window Land, Love and Nature, Novian Republics, Caterasia, Verdant Haven, Lura, Bilsa, Effazio, Atsvea, Tscharva, Terrabod, Middle Barael, Blue Nagia, The Cypher Nine, Fartsniffage, Rhodevus, Zerphen, Prusmia, Nordustra, Ecologist Hegemony, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Tildalandia, Ypogegrammeni, York Zionia, Saint Dolmance, ProForestation, McClandia Doge 2, Kannap, Vantser, Hyon Delta, Dwardossa, The Realizer, Mount Seymour, Azure Mines, Furilisca, Garbelia, and Psuke.