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Most Primitive: 293rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 649thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 665th
The Tribe of
Father Knows Best State
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Shoeshiner
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Kavlandia

Population1.27 billion

CapitalVladikavkaz
LeaderThe Chosen One
FaithCult of the Rock

Currencyrock
Animalowl

The Tribe of Kavlandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Chosen One with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of public education, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.27 billion Kavlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladikavkaz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving Kavlandian economy, worth 59.7 trillion rocks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,974 rocks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems, and celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kavlandia's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Rock.

Kavlandia is ranked 181,471st in the world and 196th in Carcassonne for Most Stationary, with 75.49525029412 days.

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Most Primitive: 293rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 649thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 665thNudest: 992ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,416thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,267thHighest Crime Rates: 6,904thMost Cultured: 10,025thMost Pacifist: 14,264thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,966thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,822ndHighest Drug Use: 28,942nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 36th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 40th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 70th in the regionMost Devout: 82nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kavlandia, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavlandia, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavlandia, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.
  • : Kavlandia's influence in Carcassonne rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Kavlandia, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavlandia, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavlandia, The Chosen One has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony.
  • : Kavlandia lodged a message on the Carcassonne Regional Message Board.
  • : Kavlandia lodged a message on the Carcassonne Regional Message Board.
  • : Kavlandia lodged a message on the Carcassonne Regional Message Board.

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