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Kavamkao

Population12.716 billion

CapitalRaventree Hall
LeaderComrade Brynden Rivers
Faiththe Old Gods

CurrencyDragon
AnimalThree-Eyed Crow

The Weirwood Commune of Kavamkao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Brynden Rivers with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.716 billion Kavans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raventree Hall. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The Kavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion Dragons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 91,459 Dragons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Three-Eyed Crow Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kavamkao's national animal is the Three-Eyed Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Old Gods.

Kavamkao is ranked 150,192nd in the world and 109th in Anarchy for Most Stationary, with 161.27467456192 days.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 21,161stMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,216thHighest Economic Output: 24,659thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,542nd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the region

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