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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 35thMost Subsidized Industry: 61stMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
How rare and beautiful it is to even exist
Influence
Vassal
Forest Warden
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Kannap

Population27.171 billion

CapitalAnderson
LeaderPricey Craven
Faiththe Church of Kannap

Currencykanmark
Animalred panda

The Federation of Kannap is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pricey Craven with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.171 billion Kannapians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anderson. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth a remarkable 5,106 trillion kanmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,937 kanmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kannap's national animal is the red panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 1,142nd in the world and 37th in Forest for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,689.4 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 35thMost Subsidized Industry: 61stMost Advanced Public Transport: 66thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 86thMost Valuable International Artwork: 364thLargest Black Market: 623rdMost Influential: 806thBest Weather: 1,009thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,142ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,208thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,314thHighest Economic Output: 3,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,696thHighest Crime Rates: 3,949thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,551stMost Secular: 5,339thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,344thNudest: 5,410thLargest Governments: 5,737thLargest Populations: 6,991stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,606thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,976thMost Developed: 9,165thRudest Citizens: 10,240thHighest Average Incomes: 13,331stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,104thHighest Food Quality: 15,256thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 23,359thSmartest Citizens: 25,141st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Average: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kannap was endorsed by The Emirate of Iereia.
  • : Kannap voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
  • : Kannap lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Kannap, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom.
  • : Kannap lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Kannap lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.

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