Population | 27.171 billion |
Capital | Anderson |
Leader | Pricey Craven |
Faith | the Church of Kannap |
Currency | kanmark |
Animal | red panda |
The Federation of Kannap is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pricey Craven with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.171 billion Kannapians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anderson. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth a remarkable 5,106 trillion kanmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,937 kanmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kannap's national animal is the red panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.
Kannap is ranked 1,142nd in the world and 37th in Forest for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,689.4 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kannap was endorsed by The Emirate of Iereia.
- : Kannap voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Kannap lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Kannap, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Following new legislation in Kannap, doctors with dyed hair inform patients via video-link that they must not go against nature.
- : Following new legislation in Kannap, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
- : Following new legislation in Kannap, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- : Following new legislation in Kannap, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom.
- : Kannap lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Kannap lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 46 » Democratic Republic of Cacusia, McClandia Doge 2, Zerphen, Atsvea, Lura, ProForestation, Ecologist Hegemony, Verdant Haven, Novian Republics, Ownzone, York Zionia, Eryndlynd, Kawastyselir, Ransium, New Chechovenia, Caterasia, Ziotah and Riverside, United Malay Federation, Love and Nature, Alcantaria, Blue Nagia, Rhodevus, The Cypher Nine, Bilsa, Saint Dolmance, Prusmia, Effazio, Ypogegrammeni, Terrabod, Canaltia, Chilledsville, Tildalandia, Sierra Cascadia, Tscharva, Kattenland, Hyon Delta, Dwardossa, Garbelia, Windond, The Realizer, Mount Seymour, Azure Mines, Tishanda, Furilisca, Psuke, and Iereia.