The Kingdom of Kangaroo Card Storage is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.036 billion Kangaroo Card Storageans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Kangaroo Card Storagean economy, worth 532 trillion baht a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,201 baht, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,231 per year while the poor average 4,618, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kangaroo Card Storage's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kangaroo Card Storage is ranked 155,880^th in the world and 10,519^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 809.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.