The Holy Empire of Kaneurat is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Archjustice Rheanne with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.58 billion Kaneureans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korovesk. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kaneurat economy, worth 35.0 trillion Pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,175 Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, and thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Kaneurat has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaneurat's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaneurat is ranked 283,304^th in the world and 564^th in Sophia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.