The Corporate Bureacracy of Kancia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Ekhon Numik with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.972 billion Patriots are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kancia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriotic economy, worth a remarkable 1,336 trillion Kancian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 121,801 Kancian Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,026,262 per year while the poor average 2,706, a ratio of 379 to 1.

Hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kancia's national animal is the Kancian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kancian Privately-Owned Church.

Kancia is ranked 21,619^th in the world and 68^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Conservative, scoring 83.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.