The Kingdom of Kanalania is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 314 million Kanalanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kanalanian economy, worth 20.7 trillion Kanalanian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,903 Kanalanian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's biggest export is stupidity, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kanalania's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kanalania is ranked 187,399^th in the world and 97^th in Commonwealth of Democratic States for Most Extreme, scoring 16.15 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.