The Kingdom of Kamelasa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.81 billion Kamelasans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 47.3%.

The Kamelasan economy, worth 911 trillion fladskærms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 34,011 fladskærms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Kamelasa's national animal is the syggelekokle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kamelasa is ranked 223,216^th in the world and 754^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.66 law-abiding acts per hour.