The Safiloan Communal-Republic of Kambanu Island is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.446 billion Kambanuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kambanu City. The average income tax rate is 35.6%.
The very strong Kambanu Islandian economy, worth 78.3 trillion Lulus a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,116 Lulus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kambanu Island's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Kambanu Island is ranked 273,497th in the world and 204th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kambanu Island's influence in Forest rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Kambanu Island, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
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Kambanu Island, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
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Kambanu Island, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in
Kambanu Island, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
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Kambanu Island, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
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Kambanu Island, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
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Kambanu Island, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
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Kambanu Island, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
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Kambanu Island, Leader has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach.