The Protectorate of Kalayaan and Sabah Confederacy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tito with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.555 billion Filipinos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinagtala. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 983 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,960 Pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,340,235 per year while the poor average 14,970, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

Fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, Tito is famed for giving great back rubs, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kalayaan and Sabah Confederacy's national animal is the Lapu Lapu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Love.

Kalayaan and Sabah Confederacy is ranked 9,945^th in the world and 2^nd in Philippines for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 9,213.71 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.