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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 392ndLargest Retail Industry: 909thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,162nd
The Protectorate of
Capitalist Paradise
We are Tito
Communications Officer/Media Relations Minister
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Kalayaan and Sabah Confederacy

Population4.555 billion


AnimalLapu Lapu

The Protectorate of Kalayaan and Sabah Confederacy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tito with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.555 billion Filipinos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinagtala. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 983 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,960 Pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,340,235 per year while the poor average 14,970, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

Fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace, Tito is famed for giving great back rubs, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kalayaan and Sabah Confederacy's national animal is the Lapu Lapu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Love.

Kalayaan and Sabah Confederacy is ranked 9,945th in the world and 2nd in Philippines for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 9,213.71 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 392ndLargest Retail Industry: 909thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,162ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,501stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,546thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,830thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,891stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,979thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,997thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,051stRudest Citizens: 2,154thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,685thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,715thMost Armed: 3,526thFattest Citizens: 3,768thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,260thHighest Average Incomes: 5,337thMost Inclusive: 5,377thLargest Black Market: 7,086thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,579thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,553rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,935thLargest Mining Sector: 9,945thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,256thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,989thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,586thMost Efficient Economies: 14,485thLargest Governments: 14,780thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,166thMost Avoided: 17,230thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,243rdHighest Economic Output: 18,826thMost Devout: 18,938thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,420thHighest Drug Use: 20,680th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the region

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