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Rudest Citizens: 3,026thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,040th
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The Antarctic Cold truly is the Heart of Freedom
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Kalaascovy

Population7.711 billion

CapitalNuuscow
Leaderthe Council of Syndics

CurrencyLabor Voucher
AnimalAntarctic Bear

The Big Gay Union of Kalaascovy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Council of Syndics with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.711 billion Kalaascovi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuscow. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaascovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,437 trillion Labor Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,399 Labor Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vehicular homicide by Kalaascovian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, Kalaascovy's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and tourists ask to stay in the same pleasant accommodations where foreign prisoners are kept. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaascovy's national animal is the Antarctic Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalaascovy is ranked 242,691st in the world and 21st in Balugata for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 14.65 Whatever.

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Rudest Citizens: 3,026thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,040thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,615thLargest Black Market: 5,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,955thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,219thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,490thMost Developed: 6,672ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,681stMost Inclusive: 6,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,161stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,327thSmartest Citizens: 7,537thMost Armed: 7,807thHighest Average Incomes: 8,164thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,247thLargest Governments: 9,684thMost Cultured: 10,135thMost Secular: 12,032ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,414thMost Influential: 12,594thMost Efficient Economies: 12,905thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,965thLargest Retail Industry: 13,350thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,561stNicest Citizens: 14,246thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,866thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,914thHighest Drug Use: 18,833rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,031stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,597thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,800th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kalaascovy lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
  • : Kalaascovy proposed constructing embassies between Balugata and The NewsStand.
  • : Kalaascovy lodged a message on the Balugata Regional Message Board.
  • : Kalaascovy lodged a message on the Balugata Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaascovy, tourists ask to stay in the same pleasant accommodations where foreign prisoners are kept.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaascovy, Kalaascovy's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaascovy, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaascovy, vehicular homicide by Kalaascovian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaascovy, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaascovy, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.

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