The Empire of Kaiserreich Adistan is a huge, safe nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 645 million Adistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satyagrah. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Adistani economy, worth 17.8 trillion Adistani Rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,668 Adistani Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, and justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag. Crime is totally unknown. Kaiserreich Adistan's national animal is the Tiger.

Kaiserreich Adistan is ranked 65,668^th in the world and 32^nd in India for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.