The District of Kaapstad Spes Bona is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.737 billion Kaapstad Spes Bonans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The powerhouse Kaapstad Spes Bonan economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 37,399 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 132,382 per year while the poor average 7,628, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Kaapstad Spes Bona has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaapstad Spes Bona's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kaapstad Spes Bona is ranked 229,229^th in the world and 6^th in Cape Town for Most Pacifist, with 35.18 cheeks turned per day.