The Commonwealth of Jyzeria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Laura Neumann with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.373 billion Jyzerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valencia. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jyzerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion Jyzes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,037 Jyzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, only the richest get to see out of their windows, and nobody likes bad boys any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jyzeria's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violet.

Jyzeria is ranked 156,632^nd in the world and 43^rd in Jyzeria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,575.66 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.