The Bureaudirectic Union of Jutsa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rageri Mesan with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 19.513 billion Jutsae enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seìweí and Cuīxuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutsaish economy, worth a remarkable 4,713 trillion Iots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 241,568 Iots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,203,046 per year while the poor average 27,375, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Rageri Mesan, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jutsa's national animal is the Feejayoplep, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Jutsa is ranked 314,922^nd in the world and 313^th in Forest for Most Patriotic, with 0.32 flags saluted per person per day.