The State of Juris Advocate is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.696 billion Juris Advocateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The strong Juris Advocatean economy, worth 644 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 60,227 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,489 per year while the poor average 15,221, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, all tariffs have been abolished, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Juris Advocate's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Juris Advocate is ranked 236,929^th in the world and 4^th in Surrey for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.11 law-abiding acts per hour.