The Unorthodoxly Armed Nation of Jughru is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Karnar Akalhynn with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.446 billion Jughruans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karnaria. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jughruan economy, worth a remarkable 1,820 trillion Kirrans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,078 Kirrans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jughru's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular Pastapharian.

Jughru is ranked 295,563^rd in the world and 5,325^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.