by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 415thMost Secular: 662ndMost Influential: 739th
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State
The State is a Magnificent Father
Saint Mahomes
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Jovian Knights

Population7.5 billion

LeaderSaint Mahomes
FaithDiamond Hands

CurrencyHealth Bar

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Mahomes with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.5 billion Jovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,428 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 190,475 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Diamond Hands.

Jovian Knights is ranked 1,649th in the world and 109th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.96 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 415thMost Secular: 662ndMost Influential: 739thSafest: 1,231stMost Pacifist: 1,394thLowest Crime Rates: 1,499thMost Developed: 1,649thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,661stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,686thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,712thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,865thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,967thBest Weather: 2,024thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,032ndLargest Governments: 2,192ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,241stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,241stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,353rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,988thHealthiest Citizens: 3,031stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,308thMost Inclusive: 3,506thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,632ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,840thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,413thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,525thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,222ndNicest Citizens: 5,240thMost Efficient Economies: 5,995thHighest Average Incomes: 7,744thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,645thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,525th
Most Secular: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionSafest: 79th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 90th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 91st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionMost Developed: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 113th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 127th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 129th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 174th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 207th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 229th in the regionMost Inclusive: 233rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 253rd in the regionMost Influential: 266th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 278th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 302nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 306th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 312th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 335th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 364th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 405th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 538th in the regionLargest Populations: 866th in the region

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