Population | 41.743 billion |
Capital | Joseph City |
Leader | Joseph |
Faith | Josephism |
Currency | money |
Animal | viper |
The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.743 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 42,650 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,021,744 monies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,436,410 per year while the poor average 68,116, a ratio of 94.5 to 1.
Childish pranks are no laughing matter, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, when you fly on Air Josephland you win a seat or you die, and wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Josephland's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.
Josephland is ranked 17,564th in the world and 18th in The Alliance of Dictators for Smartest Citizens, with 68.35 quips per hour.
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Josephland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
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Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
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Josephland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
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Josephland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
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Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
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Josephland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Largest Black Market, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Stationary, and Most Patriotic.
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Josephland's influence in The Alliance of Dictators rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
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Josephland's influence in The Alliance of Dictators fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
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Josephland's influence in The Alliance of Dictators rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
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Josephland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.