The Tropical Dáxlamic Province of Jordanya is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Maria Seraphina I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.84 billion Jordanyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jordanya. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Jordanyan economy, worth 78.3 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 16,179 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format, and believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordanya's national animal is the Jordanyan Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Jordanya is ranked 249,144^th in the world and 164^th in Declansburg for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.55 on the Hickory Productivity Index.