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Most Cheerful Citizens: 123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 261stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 350th
The Blue Xennial Federation of
Democratic Socialists
In varietate concordia
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Jomero

Population10.266 billion

CapitalUrbs Europa
LeaderPresident Xavier Ximenez
FaithSecular Humanism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalMinotaur

The Blue Xennial Federation of Jomero is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Xavier Ximenez with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.266 billion Jomeroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs Europa. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jomeroan economy, worth a remarkable 3,326 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 324,076 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, people say chess victor President Xavier Ximenez can kill you with mind-bullets, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and Urbs Europa River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jomero's national animal is the Minotaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Jomero is ranked 1,039th in the world and 25th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 87.09 average smiles per day.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 261stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 350thMost Efficient Economies: 366thSafest: 567thLargest Information Technology Sector: 627thMost Developed: 722ndLongest Average Lifespans: 786thHighest Poor Incomes: 830thSmartest Citizens: 863rdHealthiest Citizens: 864thMost Subsidized Industry: 936thNicest Citizens: 1,039thLargest Governments: 1,098thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,189thLowest Crime Rates: 1,300thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,386thLargest Retail Industry: 1,608thMost Inclusive: 1,659thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,754thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,868thMost Pacifist: 2,006thHighest Average Incomes: 2,373rdHighest Food Quality: 2,621stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,763rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,837thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,228thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,690thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,106thMost Cultured: 4,525thMost Patriotic: 4,737thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,376thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,458thLargest Mining Sector: 5,583rdNudest: 5,955thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,464thHighest Economic Output: 6,941stMost Secular: 8,084thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,350thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,189thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,141stTop
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Most Influential: 18,104thMost Income Equality: 20,353rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,213thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,040thMost Stationary: 31,590th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionMost Pacifist: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 63rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionRudest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 97th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the regionMost Patriotic: 113th in the regionNudest: 114th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 118th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 125th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 139th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 160th in the regionMost Secular: 189th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 216th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 260th in the regionMost Stationary: 327th in the regionMost Income Equality: 360th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 376th in the regionMost Influential: 447th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 461st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 476th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, Urbs Europa River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run".
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, people say chess victor President Xavier Ximenez can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.

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