Population | 10.266 billion |
Capital | Urbs Europa |
Leader | President Xavier Ximenez |
Faith | Secular Humanism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Minotaur |
The Blue Xennial Federation of Jomero is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Xavier Ximenez with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.266 billion Jomeroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs Europa. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Jomeroan economy, worth a remarkable 3,326 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 324,076 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, people say chess victor President Xavier Ximenez can kill you with mind-bullets, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and Urbs Europa River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jomero's national animal is the Minotaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.
Jomero is ranked 1,039th in the world and 25th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 87.09 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jomero, Urbs Europa River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run".
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, people say chess victor President Xavier Ximenez can kill you with mind-bullets.
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
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Jomero, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
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Jomero, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
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Jomero, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
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Jomero, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
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Jomero, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
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Jomero, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.