Population | 4.091 billion |
Capital | New Jeetpur |
Leader | Sir Jitendra Singh |
Currency | Jit |
Animal | Lion |
The Technopublic of JituLand is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Jitendra Singh with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.091 billion JituLandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jeetpur. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.
The frighteningly efficient JituLandian economy, worth 649 trillion Jits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 158,647 Jits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
The well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JituLand's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
JituLand is ranked 20,133rd in the world and 1,137th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : JituLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in JituLand, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : JituLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in JituLand, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
- : Following new legislation in JituLand, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.
- : Following new legislation in JituLand, the well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes.
- : Following new legislation in JituLand, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
- : Following new legislation in JituLand, news headlines suggest that Sir Jitendra Singh has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in JituLand, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Lionball fields.
- : Following new legislation in JituLand, the best defense is a good fence.