Population | 11.946 billion |
Capital | City-State of Lidiana |
Leader | leader |
Faith | Pizza |
Currency | credit |
Animal | white lizard |
The Type of Jinea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by leader with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.946 billion Jineans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City-State of Lidiana. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Jinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,705 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 142,791 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
The only issue that leader has is that there aren't enough issues (Jinea has found 1 easter egg), posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinea's national animal is the white lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pizza.
Jinea is ranked 190,091st in the world and 53rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 623.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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Jinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
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Jinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
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Jinea was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from
The Glitchy Weapon on the Bar of Sheikah Slate, infecting 16 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
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Jinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
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Jinea was ravaged by a Zombie Walker Horde from
The Glitchy Weapon on the Bar of Sheikah Slate, infecting 96 million survivors.
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Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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Jinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.