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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,886thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,829thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,484th
The Type of
Moralistic Democracy
motto
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Jinea

Population11.946 billion

CapitalCity-State of Lidiana
Leaderleader
FaithPizza

Currencycredit
Animalwhite lizard

The Type of Jinea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by leader with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.946 billion Jineans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City-State of Lidiana. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,705 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 142,791 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The only issue that leader has is that there aren't enough issues (Jinea has found 1 easter egg), posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinea's national animal is the white lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pizza.

Jinea is ranked 190,091st in the world and 53rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 623.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,886thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,829thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,484thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,190thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,681stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,292ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,510thLargest Black Market: 17,516thHighest Economic Output: 17,731stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,222ndMost Corrupt Governments: 21,579thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,283rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,967thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,543rdMost Cultured: 27,803rdLargest Retail Industry: 28,031stSmartest Citizens: 28,408thHighest Average Incomes: 28,467thMost Stationary: 29,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 33,878thRudest Citizens: 34,104th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
  • : Jinea was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Glitchy Weapon on the Bar of Sheikah Slate, infecting 16 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Jinea was ravaged by a Zombie Walker Horde from The Glitchy Weapon on the Bar of Sheikah Slate, infecting 96 million survivors.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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