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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,463rdLargest Black Market: 7,833rdHighest Economic Output: 13,317th
The Holy Enjoyable Dictat Regime of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Legally Enforced Happiness
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jimmyjoy

Population13.706 billion

Faithhappiness

Currencydingoberry
Animalhuppypuppy

The Holy Enjoyable Dictat Regime of Jimmyjoy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.706 billion Jimmyjoyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 81.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jimmyjoyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,899 trillion dingoberries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,562 dingoberries, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, and parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimmyjoy's national animal is the huppypuppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is happiness.

Jimmyjoy is ranked 19,101st in the world and 2nd in Galactic Empire for Most Stationary, with 1,649.4133193748 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,463rdLargest Black Market: 7,833rdHighest Economic Output: 13,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,365thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,253rdMost Influential: 16,588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,150thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,555thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,915thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,589thLargest Retail Industry: 19,033rdMost Stationary: 19,101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,790thLargest Governments: 21,368thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,783rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,839thMost Authoritarian: 23,420thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,666thMost Patriotic: 24,671stMost Developed: 26,420thHighest Average Incomes: 26,905thLowest Crime Rates: 28,672ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29,599th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jimmyjoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Jimmyjoy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Jimmyjoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Jimmyjoy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : Jimmyjoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry, Most Efficient Economies, and Most Cultured.
  • : Jimmyjoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Jimmyjoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Jimmyjoy's influence in Galactic Empire rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Jimmyjoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Jimmyjoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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