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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,003rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,748thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,527th
The Partisan Organization of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
בקיעס אַרויסגעבן
Partisan Commander Izaak Vladek
Minister of Foreign Affairs/Information
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Jewish Underground State

Population1.013 billion

LeaderPartisan Commander Izaak Vladek

AnimalWhite Eagle

The Partisan Organization of Jewish Underground State is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Partisan Commander Izaak Vladek with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.013 billion Jews have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakow. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jewish economy, worth 97.4 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,155 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Judaism has been named as Jewish Underground State's national religion, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Jews any less frightened, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and the official Jewish Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jewish Underground State's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism.

Jewish Underground State is ranked 59,315th in the world and 50th in Kavonia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 106.38 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,003rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,748thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,527thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,756thMost Devout: 19,072ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,206thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,271stHighest Food Quality: 20,465thMost Inclusive: 20,949thNicest Citizens: 22,037thMost Cultured: 23,434thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,003rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,297thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,591stLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,618th
Most Average: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the region

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