The Bible-industrial Complex of Jay-Suezian Sklepp is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jay-Suez Chrizzo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.231 billion Chrizztians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isocyanide Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jay-Suezian Skleppian economy, worth a remarkable 1,961 trillion Prayers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 238,316 Prayers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,807,636 per year while the poor average 8,773, a ratio of 206 to 1.

Press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, some magnifier-wielding Chrizztians say Jay-Suez Chrizzo seems a little lacking in something, the government is lending a hand to private industry, and the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Jay-Suezian Sklepp's national animal is the charity worker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chrizztianity.

Jay-Suezian Sklepp is ranked 330,018^th in the world and 735^th in Concord for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 23.86 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.