The Holy Empire of Jashin is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.44 billion Jashinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demonic Dropkick City. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jashinian economy, worth 103 trillion jashiyens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,187 jashiyens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Jashin's national animal is the snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jashin is ranked 28,260^th in the world and 23^rd in Ambition for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,929.67 on the Societal Mobility Rating.