The Socialist Union of Jamhuristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Izrael Yaqob with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.574 billion Jamhurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamhuria. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamhuristanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,751 trillion Pesas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,255 Pesas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Izrael Yaqob's stash", and the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamhuristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jamhuristan is ranked 10,372^nd in the world and 2^nd in Kerbals of the North for Highest Average Incomes, with 204,255.65 Standard Monetary Units.