The Holy Empire of Jamessreich is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 18.724 billion Reichlanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxembourg. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Reichian economy, worth a remarkable 2,140 trillion Kaiserreiches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,319 Kaiserreiches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is forced to join the armed forces, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and Leader has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamessreich's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Jamessreich is ranked 15,053^rd in the world and 960^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.14 law-abiding acts per hour.