Population | 9.709 billion |
Capital | Potencia de la correa |
Leader | David Oliver Hull |
Faith | Non |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Lizard |
The Republic of Jaktoko 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by David Oliver Hull with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.709 billion Jaktokons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potencia de la correa. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.
The frighteningly efficient A Jaktokoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,894 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 298,105 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaktoko 2's national animal is the Lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Non.
Jaktoko 2 is ranked 6,282nd in the world and 17th in United Kingdom for Smartest Citizens, with 115.59 quips per hour.
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Jaktoko 2 lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
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Jaktoko 2 lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
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Jaktoko 2 lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
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Jaktoko 2 lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
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Jaktoko 2 lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
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Jaktoko 2 lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
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Jaktoko 2 lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
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Jaktoko 2 lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
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Jaktoko 2 lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
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Jaktoko 2 lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.